Ryan Amor

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Be (stylishly) masked

But of course! Though I wouldn't go as far as buying and wearing Will.i.am’s dystopian looking Xupermask. I’m actually lying- I would actually buy it (at $299, it’s far from being the most expensive non-essential thing I’ve bought) if I could compete with the bots (it’s all sold out). Will is your poor man’s version of Steve Jobs/Jony Ive (remember the Puls smartwatch and the ugly ass Dolce Gusto coffee machine?), but I’m liking the aesthetics of this mask.

But moving on, I’ll settle for something cheaper like $30 masks from Herschel (+ get one free as per a product promotion). I love Herschel- have a couple of their bags- but sometimes I wonder if I still fit their demographic (high-schoolers to freshman college).

The masks took a million years to ship from Australia, but they’re here and while they seem a bit flimsy, the fit around the nose is what matters most; it curves downward which means it doesn’t allow your stinky breath to fog your glasses, yay!

I took a snapchat of them and while I was putting in my topic labels, a couple of similar ones popped up like #maskssuck #masksoff. A suggestion for people who are inclined to use these hashtags; try snap chatting how cool you look in a hospital bed dying from Covid coz that would get a million views…