Fine. Hold onto kindness as strongly as you can because sometimes (grudgingly), it’s the right thing to do.

What does blue cheese smell like? I said, like an unwashed, uncircumcised penis which my friends took offense to, because 1) they’re not cut and 2) I didn’t know shit because I was.

I said to someone today; work is actually easy. Life outside of work is harder.

Have yet to do something creative on my desk space. Sigh.

This is why I hate balconies, cliffs, and even small decks.

I was asked, if I had the chance to live in real life, any three recent shows, what would they be? I replied: be the conflicted daddy in Euphoria; an aristocratic, Eton-educated, psychopath banker in Industry and a butler in Downton Abbey.

Word of the week: CHOICES

I fucking actually hate E.